Happy Poems

Roses are red poems. Use this poem as a game, to make something funny, to laugh with your friend, your mate, or your family, make everything great, so that you can be the winner in that game!

In 1590 Sir Edmund Spenser wrote in his epic “The Fairie Queene” the following lines:

She bathed with roses red, And violets blew
And all the sweetest flowers, That in the forrest grew

Roses Are Red Poems -Today’s Version Of The Poem

Roses Are Red Poems (1)

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet, and so are you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You are cute, and I am falling in love with you.

Roses are red, barf is brown,
Let’s buy some red paint, and go paint the town.

Roses are red, daffodils are yellow
Every nice girl, needs a nice fellow.

Roses Are Red Poems (2)

Roses are red, violets are blue
Here are some poems, I made up for you.

The roses are dead, the warnings are true,
That god awful stench, must have come outta you.

Roses are red, grass is green
Don’t sit too close, to your computer screen.

Roses Are Red Poems (3)

Roses are red, because god made them so
Or maybe they evolved that way, I just don’t know.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Don’t park your gum, in my shoe!

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too,
but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Roses Are Red Poems (4)

Roses are red, daisies are white
Remember that parents, Are sometimes right.

Roses are red, that’s what you think
Till someone gives you, one that is pink.

Roses are red, Violets are not
The rest of this poem, Is what I forgot.

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Roses are red, School is out
I need a vacation, There is no doubt.

Violets are blue, Roses are red
Why do you have, A frog on your head?

Roses are red, The sky is gray
How much popcorn, Could you eat in one day?

Funny Love Poem

Funny Poems. Do you spend a lot of time with work and other responsibilities that require you to be focused and serious? While it is necessary to focus on some things, you should always make time to have a good laugh and smile, or simply chuckle to yourself. Funny Poems are one of many things that can make you laugh.

Not only you, you can also give the funny poems for someone birthday, to make them laugh at their special birthday.

For you who have a relationship with someone special, funny poems not only can make life more fun, but it can also be a way of strengthening relationships, dealing with others effectively, and also encouraging others to join in and share in the joy you create.

Funny Poems (1) – Funny Love Poems.

From a Secret Admirer

Whose gift this is you cannot know.
My heart is in your keeping though.
You will not mind my writing here
To tell you that I love you so.
I know that you must think it queer

For me to love and not come near
But linger by some frozen lake
This most romantic time of year.
I sometimes give my head a shake

And ask if there is some mistake.
It’s lonely out here ‘mid the sweep
Of bitter wind and icy flake.

My love for you is dark and deep,
But it’s a promise I will keep
As from afar I watch and weep,
As from afar I watch and weep.

Funny Poems (2) - Funny Birthday Poems.

The Gift

Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay

I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift

You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who.

I Hope you enjoyed those funny poems. Don’t forget to share them with your loved ones.

Good Luck!

Birthday Saying

Funny Birthday Rhymes. One thing you should keep in mind while writing funny birthday rhymes about love that it should contain some message or the content of rhyme should not be without any meaning. For a good quality rhyme all you have to do is gathering some funny birthday rhymes and keep noticing some verse, stanza or lines that will lead you to the first step of writing rhymes.

Funny birthday rhymes are all about presenting out with good sense of humor and jokes. It is advisable not to use ambiguous words unnecessary which may be addled by others. So play your role with use of simple and jocular words without breaking compatibility between the lines or stanzas. To make your work praiseworthy just do it sincerely along with some innovative ideas to get the positive result.

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Birthday Reminder

It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you’ve done since your birth.

You started out really small,
Now you’re really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.

Funny birthday rhymes (2)

Birthday Cake

Why is birthday cake so good?
I love it oh so much!
It’s good to eat – but even more -
I think it’s nice to touch!

It’s squashy pink and sticky white
And stuffed with special goo.
With candy roses on the top -
One time my piece had two!

I like to blow the candles out.
I like to make the wish.
But more than all I like to lick
The frosting off the dish.

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Special Bouquet of Flowers

Happy Birthday dearest friend,
To me you are heavens end,
I’ve never known a brighter spirit,
With all good thoughts and deeds of merit.

A kinder person I’ve rarely known,
Your friendship true and love you’ve shown,
So today my special friend,
With all my love I do send.

special bouquets of all God flowers,

with types of flowers and their meaning,
Filled with prayers with all His powers,
To keep you safe throughout your days,
and strength no matter what comes your way.

To complete it with more special phrases, read more about meaning of flowers in flower guide here. So you can send a message from your heart through the meaning of flowers in your rhymes.

Funny Birthday Invitation Rhymes

Make your guests laugh with the birthday invitation poem below.

Birthday Invitation

Join us in the celebration,
Of my birth, and wombs frustration.
Cake with sugar, filled with cream,
Have a piece, and join the team.

We will surely have a blast,
Like all the trouble, in the past.
If you make it just in time,
I will serve you coke with lime.

Find excellent inspirations for about cool, cute, romantic, and funny nicknames here.

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nicknames for funny

Funny Nicknames. Using funny nicknames for the one you are romantically involved with is very common among couples worldwide. And as perfectly aware as I am that being called or calling your mate ‘pumpkin’, ‘angel’ or ‘honey bunny’ is overrated and cheesy nowadays, I am and will always be ready to bet my last bucks that cute and funny nicknames is one of romantics ways to make a beautiful relationship. Funny nicknames is useful when you’re angry, when you call your mate with her or his romantic nicknames, your heart will respons, and this is a good feeling, your angry will immediately disappear.

when you reach that level in a relationship when you and your partner call yourselves nicknames, this means you are heading or already are into something serious and based on deep feelings, which is a lot more than an ordinary, something different in your heart. Try it!

Furthermore, using the funny nicknames you choose for each other creates a very intimate atmosphere and stands as proof of the appreciation and affection you feel for each other.

Here are some ideas for romantic funny nicknames :

Food – Fruits are always good inspirations to make a funny nicknames, so things like peach, strawberry, blueberry if she or he’s wearing blue, etc. Avoid food that is associated with dinner or heaviness. So yeah don’t call her meatball. J

Animals – Some great cute funny nicknames can come from animals, whatever animal you choose make sure you use the cute child version if possible. So instead of rabbit call her “bunny wabbit” or instead of a deer call her “bambi”, if you choose bear as a cute animal, you can call “Teddy Bear” as his/her funny nicknames.

Flowers – For your special girl, using names of flowers as her funny nicknames is a unique romantic ways in your relationship, there are so many types of flowers and meaning of flowers that you can use. But don’t forget to use flower guide so that you can find a right special name with special meaning for someone special in your heart.

Keep in mind that all these things can be preceded with ‘my little’. It’s always good to refer to a girl as small for obvious reasons..Romantic funny nicknames are great however its important to understand attraction in order to preserve your relationship.

Beside ideas above, you can use another funny nicknames for your friends or someone around you, they can always bring a smile to someone’s face and a memory to someone’s mind..

Here is some ideas for cool, cute, and funny nicknames that you can use :

Cool Nicknames :

Some cool nicknames are screen names that people use online when participating on blogs or message boards. Cool nicknames such as “Day Tripper”, “Vanilla Latte” or “Fugly Bitch” can be found around almost any corner of code.

Cute Nicknames :

These cute nicknames may sometimes overlap with the pet names, but most times will stand on their own. Cute nicknames online like “Puppy Love”, “I Got U Babe” and “Pretty in Pink” abound.

But, offline, cute nicknames are a bit harder to come by since people do not usually give themselves nicknames and at the mercy of others to come up with the perfect name. That said, there are a few cute nicknames that can be given to the right person such as “Ducky”, “Birdie” or “Lil Squirt”.

Funny Nicknames :

Funny nicknames are easier to come by both online and off. The problem with funny nicknames, however, are that they may be funnier to the giver than to the receiver. A funny nickname such as “Stinky” may be humorous to the giver and the receiver’s friends and family, but to the receiver this name may mean years of ridicule.

The most friendly funny nicknames are those that happen to have some truth to them and are funny to the giver, receiver and those who know the receiver. For instance, calling a small child “Goose” or “Maverick” may have some element of truth in them and be fun for the whole family.

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