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Roses Are Red Poems

February 2nd, 2009 admin No comments

Roses Are Red Poems


Happy Poems

Happy Poems

Roses are red poems. Use this poem as a game, to make something funny, to laugh with your friend, your mate, or your family, make everything great, so that you can be the winner in that game!

In 1590 Sir Edmund Spenser wrote in his epic “The Fairie Queene” the following lines:

She bathed with roses red, And violets blew
And all the sweetest flowers, That in the forrest grew

Roses Are Red Poems -Today’s Version Of The Poem

By : Unknown

Roses Are Red Poems (1)

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet, and so are you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You are cute, and I am falling in love with you.

Roses are red, barf is brown,
Let’s buy some red paint, and go paint the town.

Roses are red, daffodils are yellow
Every nice girl, needs a nice fellow.

Roses Are Red Poems (2)

Roses are red, violets are blue
Here are some poems, I made up for you.

The roses are dead, the warnings are true,
That god awful stench, must have come outta you.

Roses are red, grass is green
Don’t sit too close, to your computer screen.

Roses Are Red Poems (3)

Roses are red, because god made them so
Or maybe they evolved that way, I just don’t know.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Don’t park your gum, in my shoe!

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too,
but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Roses Are Red Poems (4)

Roses are red, daisies are white
Remember that parents, Are sometimes right.

Roses are red, that’s what you think
Till someone gives you, one that is pink.

Roses are red, Violets are not
The rest of this poem, Is what I forgot.

Roses Are Red Poems (5)

Roses are red, School is out
I need a vacation, There is no doubt.

Violets are blue, Roses are red
Why do you have, A frog on your head?

Roses are red, The sky is gray
How much popcorn, Could you eat in one day?

Funny Poems

January 25th, 2009 admin No comments

Funny Poems – You Better Try!

Funny Love Poem

Funny Love Poem

Funny Poems. Do you spend a lot of time with work and other responsibilities that require you to be focused and serious? While it is necessary to focus on some things, you should always make time to have a good laugh and smile, or simply chuckle to yourself. Funny Poems are one of many things that can make you laugh.

Not only you, you can also give the funny poems for someone birthday, to make them laugh at their special birthday.

For you who have a relationship with someone special, funny poems not only can make life more fun, but it can also be a way of strengthening relationships, dealing with others effectively, and also encouraging others to join in and share in the joy you create.

Funny Poems (1) – Funny Love Poems.

From a Secret Admirer

Whose gift this is you cannot know.
My heart is in your keeping though.
You will not mind my writing here
To tell you that I love you so.
I know that you must think it queer

For me to love and not come near
But linger by some frozen lake
This most romantic time of year.
I sometimes give my head a shake

And ask if there is some mistake.
It’s lonely out here ‘mid the sweep
Of bitter wind and icy flake.

My love for you is dark and deep,
But it’s a promise I will keep
As from afar I watch and weep,
As from afar I watch and weep.

Funny Poems (2) - Funny Birthday Poems.

The Gift

Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay

I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift

You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who.

I Hope you enjoyed those funny poems. Don’t forget to share them with your loved ones.

Good Luck! :-)

Funny Birthday Rhymes

January 24th, 2009 admin No comments

Funny Birthday Rhymes


Birthday Saying

Birthday Saying

Funny Birthday Rhymes. One thing you should keep in mind while writing funny birthday rhymes about love that it should contain some message or the content of rhyme should not be without any meaning. For a good quality rhyme all you have to do is gathering some funny birthday rhymes and keep noticing some verse, stanza or lines that will lead you to the first step of writing rhymes.

Funny birthday rhymes are all about presenting out with good sense of humor and jokes. It is advisable not to use ambiguous words unnecessary which may be addled by others. So play your role with use of simple and jocular words without breaking compatibility between the lines or stanzas. To make your work praiseworthy just do it sincerely along with some innovative ideas to get the positive result.

Kevin Mathews

Funny birthday rhymes (1)

Birthday Reminder

It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you’ve done since your birth.

You started out really small,
Now you’re really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.

Funny birthday rhymes (2)

Birthday Cake

Why is birthday cake so good?
I love it oh so much!
It’s good to eat – but even more -
I think it’s nice to touch!

It’s squashy pink and sticky white
And stuffed with special goo.
With candy roses on the top -
One time my piece had two!

I like to blow the candles out.
I like to make the wish.
But more than all I like to lick
The frosting off the dish.

Funny birthday rhymes (3)

Special Bouquet of Flowers

Happy Birthday dearest friend,
To me you are heavens end,
I’ve never known a brighter spirit,
With all good thoughts and deeds of merit.

A kinder person I’ve rarely known,
Your friendship true and love you’ve shown,
So today my special friend,
With all my love I do send.

special bouquets of all God flowers,

with types of flowers and their meaning,
Filled with prayers with all His powers,
To keep you safe throughout your days,
and strength no matter what comes your way.

To complete it with more special phrases, read more about meaning of flowers in flower guide here. So you can send a message from your heart through the meaning of flowers in your rhymes.

Funny Birthday Invitation Rhymes

Make your guests laugh with the birthday invitation poem below.

Birthday Invitation

Join us in the celebration,
Of my birth, and wombs frustration.
Cake with sugar, filled with cream,
Have a piece, and join the team.

We will surely have a blast,
Like all the trouble, in the past.
If you make it just in time,
I will serve you coke with lime.

by Martin Dejnicki

Find excellent inspirations for about cool, cute, romantic, and funny nicknames here.

Want to create your own wedding flowers? Find the guide here!